A virulent and serious disease has been sweeping Imperial College campuses. Prompting new fears among students that despite the safety measures put in place the latest bout of S.T.R.R.E.S. in the lead up to the exams will prove to be uncontainable.
It's official, I have the first official case of S.A.R.S at IC. The doctor diagnosed me with Severe Acute Revision Syndrome. Symptons include a strong aversion to work, and is higlhy contagious at this time of year.