Born in Nottingham in the month that both 'Rock Me Amadeus' by Falco and 'Touch Me' by Page 3 Stunner Sam Fox were number 1 in the UK singles' chart. The worst was still yet to come.
Born to a builder and typist, he inherited the negative traits in both characters: a propensity to bigotry and arse-revealing alongside constant tapping of his fingers. Educated until age 18 in Catholic institutions, a habit of self-flaggelation was the order of the day. The worst was still yet to come.
Entered Imperial College to read Physics slowly and out-loud for the rest of the class to hear in 2004. Since then has been Felix Music Editor and News Goblin; Alternative Music Society President; Atheist and Agnostic Chair; SCC Treasurer and more importantly, lover. The worst is probably still yet to come.
He is not running for a sabbatical position.