Guilds President Tristan Sherliker received a welcome addition to the newly rearranged office earlier today - part of a new decorative thermometer. Sadly the remaining parts have not yet been delivered due to a problem with the supplier.
The new addition is of course Theta, the RCSU's mascot. Members of the Trojan Horse were once again able to infiltrate the heartland of a rival faculty union without leaving a scratch behind. Only one section of Theta has been retrieved so far, due to the cowardly way it can be split up into sections and hidden separately. In the meantime the missing sections have been replaced by a mop handle.
The capture of Theta adds a bit of shine to the Guilds office, which has undergone a reorganisation to make better use of space. A combined office and common room form one side and meeting room on the other. This is broadly similar to the situation before James Fok's rearrangement, but space is used more effectively than before.
The rearrangement has revealed that a large amount of cleaning may be needed to remove the dirty patches on carpets. Quite what caused them is unknown, but Theta has proven to be a fairly useless mop, despite the new parts.
Although the mascot is not complete the ransom will not be reduced - indeed, it was suggested it should be increased instead. The following ransom demand was passed to Live!:
- £200 to be paid to RAG by 11th October, one week after the RCSU pub crawl
- Failure to meet the 11th October deadline will result in the ransom rising to £300

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