The C&GCU Munkey, after being out of the media spotlight for over a month, has come forward to admit that it is contemplating taking its own life after the collapse of ITV Digital earlier this week. The troubled broadcaster finally shut down transmission of its pay TV channels at 7am on Wednesday morning. While Munkey is assured a future, having been adopted as an unofficial C&G mascot just prior to the company entering liquidation, the depressed-looking stuffed animal has been suffering from a great sense of regret that it failed to do more to avert the catastrophe.
Recent visitors to the C&G office have seen the munkey sitting forlornly on the side of the office reception desk, staring vacantly out into space. Several C&G officers have expressed concern for the munkey's welfare, especially taking into account the dubious company that the tortured animal seems to be keeping in its spare time.
Some officers have also expressed some concern for the judgement of C&G Treasurer Oliver Pell, the poor individual who originally donated the Munkey to the Union. Mr Pell purchased a year's pre-paid subscription to ITV Digital a scant three weeks before the company was put in administration...
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