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First victory for “ICTWatch” campaign

May 31 2002 17:10
Simon Scrapmetal
The forces of truth and democracy have struck their first victory in what is sure to be a long war, formaly beginning C&G Media’s “ICTWatch” campaign.
That report form in full.

As previously reported, the C&G Media Group, and Live! in particular are in such awe of London Student’s HodgeWatch campaign that we felt it vital that we launch a crusade of our own. Just days after the start of what C&G Media sources promised would be a long campaign Live! is proud to report our first minor victory.

C&GCU President Mustafa Arif, the individual credited with much of the original impetus required to get the ICTWatch campaign off the ground announced today that he had received, in his words “spam”, and was going to fill out an Information Systems Security Report Form. Much to Mr Arif’s dismay, he soon discovered that the form actually had to be signed by the individual responsible for IT within Imperial College Union (believed to be a certain Mr Sen Ganesh).

Live! is now urging all students at Imperial College to send their forms straight to the main ICU offices for signing, before they are whisked away. Mr Arif’s own form, addressed to “ICU, Beit towers” is already winging its way through the internal mail.

“We have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy,” observed a C&G Media Group spokesman upon hearing the news that forms must make their way past one set of bureaucrats before they can reach the ones they were aiming for, adding “We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls…for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar.”

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Discussion about “First victory for “ICTWatch” campaign”

The comments below are unmoderated submissions by Live! readers. The Editor accepts no liability for their content, nor for any offence caused by them. Any complaints should be directed to the Editor.
Jun 01 2002 10:36

Here here!

Oh boy, what have I uncorked!? ;op

Jun 05 2002 13:06

If the inital action was to delete the email, how did you then copy it to ICU?

Jun 06 2002 18:58

If anyone cares, I've just submitted another incident report form.

4. Sam   
Jun 08 2002 03:01

no-one does.

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