Dear non-Medics,
You are cordially invited to The Reynolds Bar.
Let me tell you a story: A couple of months ago, the ICU Bars management were rather unglamorously ousted from the Reynolds Bar at Charing Cross, having driven away the bulk of their customers. Some rather uncharitable people described this as a medic stitch-up; and they were of course correct.
More recently, in an unusual turn of events, ICSM SU found some rather extraordinary sums of money. A few thousand here (under-spends on previous projects), a few thousand there (donations from hospital trustees) and – almost unbelievably – a long-forgotten safe in one of the Charing Cross SU rooms was found to contain not a small quantity of gold bullion.
Every penny we found has now been invested in The Reynolds: The bar and bop areas have been completely redecorated. The place is full of soft leather sofas and armchairs. The walls are covered in dozens of signs stolen from other London hospital over the past 50 years. A trophy cabinet holds some of our silverware and (inexplicably) a dinosaur skull.
There’s pool, darts, table football and Millionaire. The bar will even make you coffee. In short, it’s plush and homely. The student bar managers are friendly and open to any suggestions you may have for them.
And we’d love to have you along. Do pop in, I think you might like it.
Kind regards,
Prince Albert
RSVP. Carriages at 1am (Wednesdays and Fridays)
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