Unique photo opportunity for Sir Richard

Sir Richard Sykes has taken an innovative approach to employee recognition. Instead of the usual rewarding of employees that a normal "Employee Recognition" program would entail, the Rector of Imperial College,London has decided that he is not recognised well enough by members of staff.

Recognition is reportedly lowest in the key group of "Ladies, Under 35, Single - Working in Sherfield". The measures taken by the IC PR Office are startlingly direct -they have plastered images of the Rector in the most surprising positions in the Sherfield Building. An anonymous correspondent (who bizarrely takes a digital camera with her to the conveniences) has supplied us with evidence of Sir Richard appealing to Female staff with a picture of himself inside the Ladies Toilets (Level 3 Sherfield)...

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New Ball Website

This year's Summer Ball has already been highly publicised, however so far for the wrong reasons. "Contradictions", appears to be an apt title for the event since the website that advertised it was exactly that, being in fact last year's. It appears that Sen Ganesh who recently had the title "Summer Ball Gimp" on his office door, revamped it earlier this week. The site however still contains contradictions in the form of the description of the ball to prospective sponsors . Live! has been told that this year the outdoor stage with live bands has been binned in favour of a Jazz Marquee, primarily to reduce costs.

Pell endorses sweatshops

New shiny C&G regalia has finally arrived to replace the 1980's stock that has reached it's use by date. The new jackets arrived by post on Wednesday from somewhere overseas. Oliver Pell (C&G Regalia Shop Manger), refused to comment on where they had come from, except for saying that they were value for money. Live! however has heard rumours of a South African sweatshop, since Mr Pell has never been a supporter of fair trade. Sam Sharpe, ex. CGCU Council Chair and notorious hack, described Mr Pell as "Cheap".