Andre, the Computing geek whose antics have been exposed several times on this site has come out of hiding and returned to the primal environment of DoC. Previous rumours about him hiding in Silicon Valley have proved unfounded. Dragon Slayer can exclusively reveal that Andre was actually at Westminster University. It is understood that his partner is a student there.

In a related development, ratings on the Am I HOT or NOT? web poll have mysteriously increased. Previously Andre's sexual attractiveness was rated an average of 1.1. It is now 6.9. Dragon Slayer wonders what effect this news article will have on future poll votes.