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Live! Poll to Name ICU Goldfish

Dec 01 2003 17:35
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After an extensive consultation, the Live! team have shortlisted five options for our readers to choose from in a definitive effort to name the ICU goldfish.
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As previously reported, following months of speculation, Live! has taken on the onerous task of establishing a name for Imperial College Union?s long serving, and pretty unappreciated, goldfish.

For the past week Live! readers have proposed a range of options for potential goldfish names, ranging from the eccentric to the simply bizarre. The Live! judges have cogitated mightily upon these and selected five of the best across the whole range to be put to you, our readers, for the final decision.

The nominees are?

Nemo

Well, obviously. Everyone?s favourite colourful fish was always going to be an option. The judges particularly liked the slightly geeky connotations of naming a goldfish after a computer-generated image.

SOLE

The SOLE system, the much-loved successor to the disastrous on-line LEQs, is surely a worthy namesake for ICU?s goldfish. Only at Imperial College could a simple on-line questionnaire take three years to (almost) perfect, amidst failure and controversy, when an old paper-based system worked perfectly well.

Sykes

Sir Richard Sykes, a former Chief Executive of Glaxo, took over as Imperial?s Rector in January 2001 and embarked on a number of initiatives, some more popular than others. While the Rector has many supporters amongst the student body on some issues, Live! is sure there are quite a few students who would like to see ?Sykes? flopping around under water?

Geekfish

No poll to name something at Imperial College would be complete without a reference to our slightly geeky reputation (of course, completely undeserved). ?Nuff said, really?

Michelle

And finally? Imperial College Union?s Office Manager and longest-serving employee Michelle Lewthwaite recently departed the slightly smog-filled realms of South Kensington for a life beside the seaside. Having worked in the Union office for 14 years, presumably (though we can not be sure) mostly in harmony with her marine co-workers, this seemed to be the very smallest tribute we could offer.

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Discussion about “Live! Poll to Name ICU Goldfish”

The comments below are unmoderated submissions by Live! readers. The Editor accepts no liability for their content, nor for any offence caused by them. Any complaints should be directed to the Editor.
Dec 02 2003 00:56
 

Michelle :-) To open the voting!

Though Nemo comes second.

Dec 02 2003 02:10
 

I say SOLE!!!

You can't get any better than that surely!

Well, intially, I did propose Tafa Asif after our beloved and highly dedicated President.

Dec 02 2003 04:39
 

it's got to be SOLE! SOLE the goldfish doesn't that sound right to you?

Dec 02 2003 14:52
 

Who f**kin cares?! It's a goddamn fish! Just kill the thing already!

5. n/a   
Dec 02 2003 18:15
 

Kill the fish and feed it to starvin' kids in Iraq.

6. Anon   
Dec 02 2003 19:44
 

Ah, I believe the poll is on the Live! main page.

7. will   
Aug 08 2004 17:49
 

what a load of pish who cares

Jul 28 2005 11:58
 

It brings me great sadness to report the recent death of the ICU Goldfish, named "SOLE" in a December 2003 Live! poll. It is understood that his transition to the giant fish-tank in the sky was peaceful and serene.

A brief ceremony was held at the toilet-side by Union Staff to remember his dedicated service to Imperial College Union.

Requiescat In Pace.

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