Darth Nit: Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, thank you for chattting to me about the ICU summer ball.
Flashheart: Well this isn?t a reasonable use of my time, but I?ll talk to you as little bird told me that your Deputy President for Finance and Services wouldn?t talk about the ball to anyone except Felix. So eat that Fritzy.
I?ve heard that some people don?t attend the ICU summer ball ? general apathy. Can?t stand the pace of the in crowd? You might meet a girl with a tongue like an electric eel, begging to taste your tonsils.
Anyway back to the point, I?ve got a plan and it?s as hot as my pants; buy 10 tickets for you and your friends and get a VIP bar pass. What are you waiting for? There will be chicks aplenty, dressed up to the nines, and what better way to impress them but with a tux?
All you ladies out there, get your table together and let the fellows fall into your lap, you?ll look saucier than a direct hit on a HP factory. Woof!!!
Starting with a Pimm?s reception, where you can start checking other people out, while innocently chatting to your mates, for dancing with 'til 2am. Then you have a 3 course dinner, a free raffle with your ticket stub and don?t get me started on the entertainment.
If you?re not a music fan, there will be a casino and games, otherwise more live bands you can wave a chick at; IC?s own Jazz Big Band, a string quartet for you upper class toffs, and Topnotch, Street Regal, and Urban Bongo for everyone else. Scott Mills and the Rock Princesses will be DJing.
Okay, so 55 smackers may seem like a lot and if you add another 5 for transport, but look at what you?re getting for it!! Strapped for cash? Convince your parents to pay, or get your hall to subsidise it! This ball is the event of the year, posh tucker, and coaches that will take you from the back or front of the Union to Ally Pally and back again.
Don?t be left out of the biggest event the Union organises. It?ll be the best crowd there. Well so long suckers, if you?re bored and need some excitement in your life, give me a ring.
Darth Nit: Such an eloquent way to end an interview.