In common with most journalistic outlets Live! has discovered the annoying summer phenomenon that absolutely nothing is happening.
When asked for a comment on the distinct lack of things going on Acting CGCU president Chris McIver commented ‘shall I put the kettle on’ to which no one responded because no one was around because there was nothing happening worthy of turning up. Mr McIver then also added ‘Nothing is happening but when it does start to happen it will all happen at once’.
Meanwhile the tumbleweed blowing through the Guilds empire has caught in the printer so even when asked to do something it refuses to print. Without this valuable piece of equipment it is unlikely that anything is going to happen soon as without posters who is going to know about it.
In search of things to write about Live! Investigated the goings on in ICU only to discover that all the Sabbs except one were not there. Rumours that this absence is linked to cheap flights from Heathrow are as yet unproven but Live! is following up leads.
The deep seated fear that the lack of activity is getting to the Live! editorial team was increased when Chris Jackson (editor) had nothing write a song about and fell unusually quiet for the unprecedented time of 3 weeks, not even a single Galileo passed his lips.
Finally, in other news the new editorial team have denied all rumours that they have nothing to write about and fill in time by writing about nothing in particular.
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