Editor's note: We think Chris might have actually flipped this time...

_ To the tune of 'I believe in a thing called love' by the darkness:

_ I can't believe all the motions that get through,

_ Or all the cash being spent without being approved,

_ Breaking rules,

_ As if we're fools,

_ Breaking rules cos you think we're fools,

I believe in a thing called truth,

No more intimidation,

Answer questions that we ask,

No more Procrastination,

I believe in a thing called truth!

_ I want to sack you every minute every hour every day,

_ But Council said last night that is not O-K,

_ Spending cash,

_ Did not ask,

_ Spending cash and you did not ask.

I believe in a thing called truth,

Lets try communication,

Don't keep making things up,

Stop this hack frustration,

I believe in a thing called truth.

_ Voting Yes,

_ Unions in a mess,

_ Voting yes to stop this mess,

I believe in a thing called truth,

You survived near termination,

You really got things wrong,

Wasn't just our interpretation,

I believe in a thing called truth,

Ooh!

Good Night, God Bless, and thanks for the memories!