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Bolt back from the dark knight

Nov 15 2005 09:36
The Mole
Live! learns that Bolt has been liberated in a dusk raid last night
"A" Black Horse, not necessarily "The" Black Horse

The Trojan Horse organisation (completely unconnected to C&G) have informed Live! that Bolt has recaptured from the organisation calling themselves the "Black Horse". This comes following a tip off from an undercover agent of the Trojan Horse.

A video e-mailed early last night to Live! from the Trojan Horse's leader - the King of Troy, confirmed that Bolt was now back in C&G's mascotry team HQ. Identity's had been hidden by C&G hoodies on the video, and it is also believed that fake college IDs were hanging around members of the Trojan Horse's organisation necks, making recognition of any of the team's identities quite impossible.

A C&G spokesman confirmed that Bolt had been seen in the office late this evening, and that following a health check with a large thermometer, Bolt had been declared fit by the C&G resident doctor - Dr Atul Rana.

The last minute of audio on the video sent to Live! appeared to say something about the Arses and a large measuring device...

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Discussion about “Bolt back from the dark knight”

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1. Sam   
Nov 23 2005 18:37

I am not a classicist, but as those of you who read or watch Yes Minister well know, the Trojan Horse was in fact full of Greeks.

The leader of those Greeks was Agamemnon, so really, the leader of the Mascotry Team which is in no way connected to CGCU should be Agamemnon or King of the Mycenae rather than "King of Troy" who was at that time Priam I and hardly in control of the Trojan (Greek) Horse otherwise he wouldn't have allowed it to be filled with Greek soldiers who attacked his city.

Nov 23 2005 19:32

Very true - I have taken the title from my predecessor - Mr Barry Edmonstone.

I however will be reverting to Agamemnon from now on.

As everyone also knows the Greeks were by far the most succesfull group in this era, with Alexander conquering most of the known world at that point. Very similar to Guilds! MUHAHAHA

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